Funny sms; 9386 messages
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...
"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
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WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
154 chars (1 sms)
What is love?
jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
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Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola
"PAKO REY" .. ;)
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In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
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Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
156 chars (1 sms)
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
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Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
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Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
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2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
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Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
160 chars (1 sms)
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
.
.
KHUWAB.. :-D
176 chars (2 sms)
Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
228 chars (2 sms)
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
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Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
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